Drug Dealers
| Software Developers
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| Refer to their clients as "users"
| Refer to their clients as "users"
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| "The first one's free!"
| "Download a free trial version!"
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| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff)
| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug code)
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| Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock,", "Dime bag," "E".
| Strange jargon:|
"SCSI," "RTFM", "Java," "ISDN".
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| Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
| Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
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| Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
| Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, faster, more potent machines.
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| Often seen in the company of pushers,pimps and hustlers.
| Often seen in the company of salesman, marketing people and venture capitalists.
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| Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
| DOOM. Marathon. SimCity. Command&Conquor. 'Nuff said
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| Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
| Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
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